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The Virtuous Knights
(who are also retarded)
Created on 2005-10-19 20:57:36 (#8587023), last updated 2007-11-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Fio and Mora |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-23 |
| Location: | New York, New York, United States |
BioThis journal is in joint custody of Fio and Mora. Yes, you see we went through a bitter divorce and the judge decided it wouldn't be fair for only one of us to...nevermind. Anyhoo.
We have been writing a story since sometime near the end of 10th grade.
A highly retarded story.
That we dearly love.
About a crew of highly insane knights.
We switch back and forth, and our turns have slowly gone from being a paragraph each, to a few pages each. So we decided to make a livejournal for posting purposes, rather than sending 10+ full IMs.
If you've somehow stumbled across this insult to knights everywhere, please feel free to read it. It's entertaining. And here, I give to you all, a little Bio of all of our main characters:
Ru: Okay, technically he's probably the main character, because the story starts when he needs to learn how to fight skillfully in order to be a mercenary and joins up with "The Virtuous Knights" who are really ragtag, semi-retarded, inept, but very lovable knights. In truth, we often ignore him, because he's...not that interesting.
Fenwick: A large, tempermental, skilled fighter...who returns to a toddler like state randomly throughout the day, asking for stories and bottles, often in the middle of battle.
Trenton: A knight who has a deadly fear of ferns and a terrible, creative and highly amusing form of Turrets (Yelling curse words, if you didn't know).
Pentuin: A pretty jolly, skilled swordsman who trips every couple of feet and enjoys making the enemy uncomfortable by making very suggestive, sexual comments to males during battle, which is a tactic that works well. Or making such comments to his own straight group members.
Edrean: The most noble of the four 'buddies', very kind and mild mannered, but has an unfortunate case of double vision, and occasionally fights the enemy's 'brother', a.k.a. thin air.
Hren: Their wise, noble, almost perfect leader, who has the patience of a saint...usually. His only faults are his total lack of a sense of humor and his increasingly severe alcoholism brought on by his fellow knights, who are impossible to keep controlled.
There is also Derain, and later, Enara. But I think you can find out who they are for yourself, if you're at all interested.
We have been writing a story since sometime near the end of 10th grade.
A highly retarded story.
That we dearly love.
About a crew of highly insane knights.
We switch back and forth, and our turns have slowly gone from being a paragraph each, to a few pages each. So we decided to make a livejournal for posting purposes, rather than sending 10+ full IMs.
If you've somehow stumbled across this insult to knights everywhere, please feel free to read it. It's entertaining. And here, I give to you all, a little Bio of all of our main characters:
Ru: Okay, technically he's probably the main character, because the story starts when he needs to learn how to fight skillfully in order to be a mercenary and joins up with "The Virtuous Knights" who are really ragtag, semi-retarded, inept, but very lovable knights. In truth, we often ignore him, because he's...not that interesting.
Fenwick: A large, tempermental, skilled fighter...who returns to a toddler like state randomly throughout the day, asking for stories and bottles, often in the middle of battle.
Trenton: A knight who has a deadly fear of ferns and a terrible, creative and highly amusing form of Turrets (Yelling curse words, if you didn't know).
Pentuin: A pretty jolly, skilled swordsman who trips every couple of feet and enjoys making the enemy uncomfortable by making very suggestive, sexual comments to males during battle, which is a tactic that works well. Or making such comments to his own straight group members.
Edrean: The most noble of the four 'buddies', very kind and mild mannered, but has an unfortunate case of double vision, and occasionally fights the enemy's 'brother', a.k.a. thin air.
Hren: Their wise, noble, almost perfect leader, who has the patience of a saint...usually. His only faults are his total lack of a sense of humor and his increasingly severe alcoholism brought on by his fellow knights, who are impossible to keep controlled.
There is also Derain, and later, Enara. But I think you can find out who they are for yourself, if you're at all interested.
ConnectInterests (30):
alcohol, battle, being insane, big billeh, cake the cat, celebrations, cooking, cruel initiations, destroying evil, dragons, drinking, evading ferns, fighting bandits, flirting with both sexes, horseplay, hot men, insanity, irritating hren, knights, partying, pink underwear, resting for ages, satanic oranges, scaring young men, stew, sword fighting, swords, teddy bears, turrets, wizards
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